Sorry readers, it is the Month of Ramadan, hence there may be no more posts till it’s over. (you know……… Period of Sober Reflection, Haram, Hell and all that). I promise to thrill you all with all the wonderful crazy ideas swirling currently in a dungeon in the back of my head, as soon as…
Month: July 2013
Girls are Hyenas. No such thing as a Girl Code
Hello everyone. Happy Sunday. Now a bit of good news before I delve into the issue of today. Read yesterday on Yahoo that a man who started an exercise regime, developed an illness called Rhabdomyolysis (the ‘R’ is silent….I think). His muscle fibers deteriorated to the point that his urine turned to Coca-Cola (his words,…
I need to tell my Best friend that I slept with her fiance. She deserves to Know.
Hello everyone, happy new month. It is a beautiful day. I had a zombie nightmare last night. Luckily for me, I had a gun that actually worked. I fired the gun and blew up the zombie’s head (hurray). However, in typical nightmarish style, the Zombie didn’t die and kept coming. I remember thinking “*&^% this….
The Trials of Fatimah- the struggles of an orobo Part 2
Read the first Part here June 23 2005 “Madam, you are not drinking that thing in this room o!’ “what the hell Fati, what kind of poison did you buy? “Because of you now, my boyfriend would not come into the room. I am so embarrassed’ I looked up at my roommates glaring at me,…
