So I have been told that my updates are too long. I am sorry(…No, I am not). I can’t help it(….Yes I can). When I go to the bookstore to buy a novel, I go for the heaviest one because it would take a longer time to read. So I like things Long………….but I will “try” to keep this short.
So I have been watching a lot of Judge Judy of late. (I was a Judge Milian groupie because I thought Judge Judy was too mean), But she has won me over. I think both women are witty and sarcastic geniuses.
Now inspired by them and the queen of sarcasm Ardenrr, I put together a short list of one liners that I believe are some of the most subtle yet potent insults ever.
Unfortunately, I haven’t really gotten to use them for two reasons
1. I am a nice girl (…..cough) and I think the recipient may be offended (but I still find them hilarious)
2. Or even worse, the recipient may not get it and won’t be offended. There is nothing I hate more (as I had stated here) than when people don’t get sarcasm.
So Here goes………….
I don’t think you are a fool, but what’s my opinion compared to that of thousands of others.
Do you get laughed at a lot and never know why?
Please, keep talking. I always yawn when I am interested.
I like you. Everyone says I’ve got no taste, but I like you.
I would have liked to insult you, but the sad reality is that you wouldn’t understand me.
People would follow you anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity.
I used to be pro-life until I met you.
you grow on people, but so does cancer.
Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn’t have given you any worse advice.
I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed person.
Comment below and share your favourite one liner